Flim-Flam

I always take my #kerfuffle with a large side order of flim-flam.#vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/Vi0tDjKwUL

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 22, 2023

𝗙 final
𝗢 oblivion
𝗥 results from
𝗘 egregious
𝗦 surprise
𝗧 tactics of forest predators #AcrosticChallenge FOREST pic.twitter.com/L3t5ylpXHA

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 22, 2023

My brave throat was in
it's xeric era of days.
Dappled with dearth drops
of precious body fluids.
"One more for the ditch I croaked"#TankaThursday
25 - brave#tanka#NaTankaMo#MayTanka#vss365 Dappled#HaikuChallenge 5/25- Xeric#craiyon pic.twitter.com/vnM6UPm7lX

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 25, 2023

𝗘 except for the
𝗠 morose
𝗣 pain and chronic
𝗔 anticipatory
𝗧 terror, I'd be the
𝗛 happiest little
𝗬 yodeling empathy bot on the planet.#AcrosticChallenge
EMPATHY pic.twitter.com/wPFGx3wNRW

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 25, 2023

Forty seven is the strangest number
My birthday that day
+
The American Scheme's
Unreasonable expectations
=#Crowd drawn to
Witness my portentous descent
From irrational exuberance
To this

That day was not my day
Perhaps on a different day?#prompt#FromOneLine 270#vss365 pic.twitter.com/ZGNy1j7xos

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) June 2, 2023

Asking myself
What does this #achieve,
for who,
for what,
for where?
Makes me forswear
and beware
of the trees
that make up
the forest
of make believe #vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/5u03DGKpU2

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) June 3, 2023

𝗥 reclusive
𝗘 elves
𝗦 seriously
𝗖 can't
𝗨 understand
𝗘 english rescue dragons#AcrosticChallenge RESCUE pic.twitter.com/G3ayykSRN9

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) June 3, 2023

Sapphire Banter

My last found lover
Can seduce like no other
Her special allure
Turns my awkward blue chatter
To slutty sapphire banter#TankaThursday #NaTankaMo #blue #vss365 #allure #tanka #haiku #craiyon pic.twitter.com/lwJIVivSdf

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 18, 2023

𝗦 seriously if you
𝗛 have things you beLIEve
𝗜 in remember,
𝗘 every one of them has a
𝗟 lie in the middle.
𝗗 deal with it and use knowledge as a shield.#AcrosticChallenge
SHIELD pic.twitter.com/El8Q87e91X

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 18, 2023

Seems when I uplift
Realities windshear sends
A tailspin tomb tome#HaikuChallenge uplift #haiku pic.twitter.com/W2r1YTLXXP

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 18, 2023

sprawled wide
belly to stone
watching
big ball of fire before me
drop and go cold
embrace onset #apricity
I calm
slow time
goes quick
big ball of fire behind me
grows
glows
belly stone below
warms
release apricity embrace
another day

Lizard of the Rock #vss365 pic.twitter.com/Gwo3NBjnJc

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 19, 2023

𝗘 ending
𝗥 relationship
𝗔aggravationn
𝗦 swiftly
𝗘 erases any traces#AcrosticChallenge ERASE pic.twitter.com/k6jbDeBjju

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 19, 2023

Spending a lifetime on wishful thinking has left me wallowing in #wistful thinking.#vss365

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 20, 2023

𝗕 brevity
𝗔 always
𝗦 seems
𝗛 hurtful
𝗙 for
𝗨 unrequited
𝗟 love's bashful hopes#AcrosticChallenge BASHFULhttps://t.co/SnNoNqPfqK

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 20, 2023

Grub

I'll see your zillion.
Raise you a jillion widgets.
Googleplex jackpot!#vss365 #haiku #micropoetry#senryu pic.twitter.com/k2oYxBN9ZH

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 10, 2023

𝗗 dank
𝗔 acrostic
𝗥 reality
𝗞 knows the dark#AcrosticChallenge DARK #craiyon pic.twitter.com/JNWWYqHbVO

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 10, 2023

Every scion has
A backstory, yet they'll still
Spin their tale thus;
And whistle past the graveyard
Of those that gave them so much#tanka #MayTanka #NaTankaMo #TankaThursday whistle #vss365 backstory #HaikuChallenge scion #haiku #5lines #craiyon #prompt #senryu pic.twitter.com/nlhAm4U36F

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 11, 2023

𝗦 since
𝗘 every
𝗔 attempted
𝗥 recourse
𝗖 creates
𝗛 havoc, future search is cancelled #AcrosticChallenge SEARCH pic.twitter.com/VnCXkDeMCE

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 11, 2023

#Scruff the bloated grub wriggled out from his blanket of sod. Greeted the day as one so scruffy and grubby in countenance and demeanor does. Rubbed his eyes with mites, gargled with effluent, and disgorged his morning dumpage. A day in the life of an industry lobbyist.#vss365 pic.twitter.com/GpAOutsvbA

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 12, 2023

𝗥 righteous
𝗢 ocelots
𝗔 always
𝗠 must roam where the scent goes#AcrosticChallenge ROAM pic.twitter.com/18G5g0If0A

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 12, 2023

You all look so scrumptious
Tik Toking
Instagram-ing
Facebooking
Not necessarily your face
Tweeting torsos
Riding Reddits
Snapping Chatty
Making Only Fans
Being bumptious
With your rumptious
In a sumptuous sort of way
Distractions delicious
Make for a very busy day#vss365 pic.twitter.com/eHahD4GlXx

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 16, 2023

Pinball

𝗚 ghoulish
𝗛 hijinks
𝗢 obviously
𝗦 summons
𝗧 terrifying #ghost schmutz#AcrosticChallenge GHOST #craiyon pic.twitter.com/nIW4l3c01R

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 29, 2023

Amber eyes. Amber hair. Amber down the lane together after so much amber liquid consumed that the whole world reeked of amber. Yet still alert in amber dreams caught like a mosquito with its precious mystery D.N.A. still inside our amber case.#vss365 #craiyon #amber pic.twitter.com/rbIdzJIjdE

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 30, 2023

Blocking and sending those horrid memories back from wince they came. I no longer find them punny. 🤪#vss365 #wince #PunsOfFun pic.twitter.com/2o8XRHtOF9

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 1, 2023

Peach, a delicate
color, succulent flavor,
and suggestive meme.#HaikuChallenge #peach #haiku pic.twitter.com/SrYRUCQxJY

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 1, 2023

The #pinball of history is irrevocably tilted towards the well heeled stick that smashes the have nots hope and dream filled pinata so that the haves can keep all the candy for themselves

#vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/IiCNAr5bGN

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 8, 2023

Wake up in a ditch
Or find yourself very rich
It just takes one #switch#vss365 #haiku #prompts #senryu #micropoetry #craiyon pic.twitter.com/6Cy9SWQBRP

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 9, 2023

𝗝 judge
𝗨 until
𝗡 nothing
𝗚 great
𝗟 lives
𝗘 entirely free in the miasma jungle#AcrosticChallenge JUNGLE pic.twitter.com/IhAhJH8BKb

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) May 9, 2023

Choice

𝗖 can
𝗛 honestly
𝗢 opine
𝗜 ideally not
𝗖 choosing
𝗘 embodies a valid choice#AcrosticChallenge #CHOICE pic.twitter.com/lhH4ubSpoD

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 24, 2023

Snarfy Barffins and Aldo Ray were hanging out on the corner watching all the tomatoes stroll on by.

Aldo said, " Hey Snarfy, get a load a that snappy tomato."

Snarfy barked, "You oaf. That's no tomato, that's me sister Persimmon."#vss365 #persimmon #craiyon pic.twitter.com/h5SzQ3YJQd

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 25, 2023

A better world would
Have more Namaste and less
No mine mine mine mine.#HaikuChallenge #Namaste #Haiku pic.twitter.com/qQBuBpDMe4

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 25, 2023

𝗔 Aldo Ray
𝗟 lounging
𝗢 on Snarfy Barffins couch.
𝗡 Neither one could
𝗘 ever be left alone with a
🍅persimmon🍅#AcrosticChallenge #ALONE #craiyon pic.twitter.com/TiyimKXZS9

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 25, 2023

𝗙 fortuitous
𝗔 attentional
𝗜 inference
𝗧 thrusts the
𝗛 heart to keep the #faith #lust #AcrosticChallenge FAITH pic.twitter.com/EZtCgT6uBb

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 26, 2023

stir my lust and turn
it's neoteric rust to
full cyber torque thrust#vss365 #lust #HaikuChallenge #Neoteric #haiku #craiyon pic.twitter.com/fN6Mtb96fA

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 26, 2023

stick it in nicely
pull it out real slow and sigh
Stick it in again
twist just enough and listen
murder sounds or passion play#TankaThursday #twist #tanka #haiku#5lines #micropoetry #craiyon pic.twitter.com/GQeL7de6zD

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 29, 2023

Blind Mite

𝗟 languishing
𝗔 around with
𝗨 uncouth
𝗚 grifters
𝗛 having a laugh at our cult members#AcrosticChallenge #LAUGH pic.twitter.com/c5zniLYEbf

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 11, 2023

Sorry
I forgot
To forgive
And forged forward
Into a future
Without you

So
Not sorry #vss365 #Forgive #craiyon pic.twitter.com/mErrGWdUEr

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 11, 2023

I need some space to
Ruminate and fumigate
While I ideate#HaikuChallenge #Ideate #Haiku pic.twitter.com/AKbK4RssrU

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 11, 2023

Mounted Olivine
After an arduous climb
Leaving us supine
Peaked lissome limbs sweet entwine
As our essences combine#vss365 #olivine #HaikuChallenge #Lissome #Haiku #TankaThursday #climb #tanka #craiyon pic.twitter.com/c2CcPSzmBf

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 20, 2023

𝗕 been
𝗥 ripped
𝗔 appart
𝗩 viciously
𝗘 every day, but staying brave#AcrosticChallenge #Brave pic.twitter.com/TczMjpRbwn

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 20, 2023

Feeling like a blind mite on the skin of a mangy dog that's gnawing on a graveyard bone while rolling in a poison ivy patch.#vss365 #bone #MondayMood pic.twitter.com/z9ghwJNq85

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 24, 2023

Fondness for finding
Muliebrity gifts neath
Crumpled morning sheets#HaikuChallenge Muliebrity#Haiku #craiyon pic.twitter.com/6lWGDj7XWF

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 24, 2023

Mirror

Nonlinear Memories:

I passed the test
Then left the nest
Had great success
Reached a crest
To be a pest
With bold interest
Then made a mess
I was depressed
Need I confess
But made redress
Tried my best
Head on your breast
I'll give it a #rest#vss365 #NonlinearMemories #NLM pic.twitter.com/eJinSqtYbX

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 7, 2023

The funny thing about "disconnect" is the assumption that you have already "connected".#vss365 #disconnect pic.twitter.com/9vDI4937CI

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 8, 2023

you thought it was my
exposed Haecceity butt
it was my Telos#HaikuChallenge 4/8- Haecceity #Haiku #craiyon pic.twitter.com/Jfrd5MmzjL

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 8, 2023

𝗛 hips giving
𝗜 invigorating
𝗚 grind on
𝗛 hips gifting sexual high#AcrosticChallenge #HIGH pic.twitter.com/sFnAYcglgM

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 8, 2023

My highly evolved nonverbal physically evocative communication style makes it difficult for me to effectively communicate on this platform thus leaving me for all intents and purposes incommunicado ipso facto#vss365 #communicate pic.twitter.com/A7qshp5nc9

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 10, 2023

🎶if it wasn't for
bad heuristics I'd have no
heuristics at all 🎶#HaikuChallenge#Heuristic #haikuchallenge #craiyon pic.twitter.com/MAH9r1WTne

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 10, 2023

𝗠 meek
𝗜 introverted
𝗥 rodents
𝗥 randomly
𝗢 overrun
𝗥 reality where the mirror meets the sky.#AcrosticChallenge #MIRROR pic.twitter.com/4ceGxWYv0f

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) April 10, 2023