F.U.B.A.R.

FUBAR: Five letter
Acronym that ends with
The prompt word #repair#haiku #HaikuChallenge #craiyon pic.twitter.com/3hXP5kk4Ik

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 14, 2022

To get a #word in edgewise make sure it counts.#PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/RjkZj4qjPs

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 15, 2022

Hotdog with mustard
Onion,sauerkraut,pass the#Jar of sport peppers

#HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/3XAxJlG7a9

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 19, 2022

It's common knowledge
What mice men and god think of
Any plan you make#HaikuChallenge #haiku #craiyon pic.twitter.com/3u7RaORBph

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 21, 2022

Truth laid bare
At the fair
Now pay the fare#PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/6AGLXdn0iA

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 21, 2022

It's difficult to
Have a memory of things
You do not recall#haiku #HaikuChallenge

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 22, 2022

No longer have a dare to spare or even share

#PenYourTen #craiyon pic.twitter.com/Cql1eRsdNq

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 22, 2022

Lambent

First name #venus
Last name Flytrap
Nudge nudge
Wink wink

#PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/DIzu07u4fs

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 6, 2022

So no deposit
No #return. Great time saver
and garbage maker

#HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/c5s5TDzNXI

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 6, 2022

Don't confuse #recall
With instant replay. More like
Revised fairy tales.#HaikuChallenge #craiyon pic.twitter.com/c1c8bnBc4a

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 7, 2022

Best thing about a shadow is it's testamony that somewhere out in the great beyond there is light.#vss365 pic.twitter.com/cXSUV0vXzq

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 7, 2022

This is not a game
This is a real life struggle
And it's your #move now#haiku#HaikuChallenge#craiyon pic.twitter.com/T147pET9Tg

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 11, 2022

Fear not

Above my head
Is just another one
Of my bad ideas

That #lambent bulb
Which will quickly fade

Dispose of itself
In the dustbin of history
That we all know and love

As #Twitter#vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/8DrftXNXqI

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 12, 2022

On my knees
Outside dirt circle
My Cat’s Eye #marble rolls true

#Storyin12 pic.twitter.com/GnVLxcRFUa

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 12, 2022

Twertzog

Cauldron bubbling.
Gears clicking. Ear steam hissing.
Moment to #process.#HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/g9KHcq5VKz

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 3, 2022

If you go far enough #south eventually you'll be going north.
Until you're not.#vss365 #photosonic pic.twitter.com/bYDehnbR6X

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 3, 2022

Many people spew
Noisy nonsense and twaddle#Try not to believe#HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/XgvfKPUKHI

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 4, 2022

Summer nights dancing a rumba
Until I noticed her penumbra
Lifting up her chin to the stars
Silhouetted my antumbra from Mars
Sidled her over to an alcove
Back into the #umbra we dove

#vss365 pic.twitter.com/bYef04AHBI

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 4, 2022

There is pain enough for everybody.#Twertzog pic.twitter.com/bkIqAbex4H

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 5, 2022

I'll believe anything as long as it's not real.#Twertzog pic.twitter.com/cIrcf3bPRc

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 5, 2022

It's only hubris if you fail#Twertzog pic.twitter.com/fHTRkIye1v

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 5, 2022

Be the chicken #Twertzog pic.twitter.com/ybfSYbwowl

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 5, 2022

Project

The check I gave her
was #blank. The only result?
My overdrawn heart.#PeTweet #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/VOJqcb7iUy

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 23, 2022

momentarily #modern modality is
down the rabbit hole#PeTweet #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/E2fuMrAYgJ

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 24, 2022

Blue eyes
My Kryptonite.
My eyes#Blue
Superpower mystery
Solved #PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/goZELcizJR

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 25, 2022

I know but one thing
It’s just a matter of time
Being #old ya know#HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/u5zkhGq3p4

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 25, 2022

Well done steak. Phooey
Bloody #rare is half way there
Medium rare please.#HaikuChallenge #haiku pic.twitter.com/IxkhD5H2vz

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 26, 2022

There are times when there
Is no good path to #journey
Between this and that#haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/rxvj5KCJv3

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 27, 2022

Floating in white noise
No sleep for eighty hours#Begin Project Now#haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/rMAXo11Nwj

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 29, 2022

F.I.S.H.

Give me an f. F!
i. I! s. S! h. H! #What 's
that spell! FISH! That smell.... 🐟#PeTweet #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/d9dYamADGg

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 15, 2022

In fifty years; which current creations get the #classic designation?#PeTweet #PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/8WYYzdTCkv

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 16, 2022

Place the velvet #bit
between satin lips. Gently
to steer soft shoulders#PeTweet #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/R3O1KLQ1mA

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 18, 2022

Just cause you think so
Does not make it #important
So live and let live#PeTweet #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/HRCuWdRweC

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 18, 2022

Less time spent on list
Lets me list more time doing
Moved to top of #list#PeTweet #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/aERF60q4M0

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 19, 2022

Pursue pulp pleasure #Passion pen paragraphs plotted
Phone's paper palette#PeTweet #haiku #PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/1PSDnt8Tp6

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 19, 2022

Hard to #open what has been closed for so long.#PeTweet #PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/WTPr5V67jC

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 23, 2022

Olivine

 

Mounted Olivine

After an arduous climb

Leaving us supine

Peaked lissome limbs sweet entwine

As our essences combine

 #olivine #Lissome #climb 

Magick

Divine Body Talk's#First rule is no word talking
Touch does the magick#PeTweet #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/lvOh3pzp17

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 5, 2022

Remember when you could keep a car running with a coat hanger, a metal tennis ball container, a wad of Hubba Bubba, a rubber #band, and a can of GUMOUT.

I didn't say it was a safe car.#PeTweet #vss365 #vss365 pic.twitter.com/JgiWEQJlDN

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 5, 2022

so I link therefore
I am. If you link too, you
are. What do you #think#PeTweet #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/HwiIAcWi9u

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 7, 2022

Wants come
Wants go

Desires rise
Desires fall

Thoughts arrive
Thoughts depart

Sadness comes
Sadness goes

Happiness shows
Happiness hides

All #transient
As I

Only need
Stands firm#PeTweet #vss365 pic.twitter.com/i6miuj5oAR

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 7, 2022

“B” wind composite
sixteen millimeter #print
of my life is here#PeTweet #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/xwcpNyoIgz

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 8, 2022

My role in corporate human resources was to #block questionable job seekers from moving forward in the process. Outsourcing gave the company a contact information firewall and plausible deniability as I performed the role of knucklehead goalie.#PeTweet #vss365 pic.twitter.com/ySdORrA62q

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 8, 2022

Mary Kay #pink Cadillac promises
Usually delivers clutter and debts#PeTweet #PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/Pi9DvMeW99

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 9, 2022

Pain

Once upon a time
I would try to #hide the pain
Now I am the pain#PeTweet #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/9xwHrR2tqo

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) July 24, 2022

A #tie is just a flag that says I'm lying. The suit keeps them from the inevitable splatter of bullshit they're pitching. #PeTweet #vss365 pic.twitter.com/tjhFawkLr8

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) July 31, 2022

Young: "Are we there #yet?"
Old:"We'll be there when we're there."
Sage:"Enjoy the ride."#PeTweet #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/10gd3TwdNt

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 1, 2022

Ominous Schmominous. Reading history tells us as long as people are around being people, all portents point to ominous; with auspicious teasing us over the horizon with muddled memories of harmonious days of yesteryear being highly subjective. #Ominous Dominus#PeTweet #vss365 pic.twitter.com/4YAZcKU4tY

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 1, 2022

New Coke or Coca-Cola #Classic. Corporate shill shell games#PeTweet #PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/NADYXLVk9Y

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 2, 2022

Lost count of the times
I would #return to the tree
That felt our first kiss#PeTweet #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/gj4DdUmmJq

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 4, 2022

Democracy's spirit was defiled under marble statues gaze.

Know More #PeTweet #PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/08kU0oY8up

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 4, 2022

Puzzle Me This

While one person sees
above and #beyond. Others
see below and trapped#PeTweet #haiku #haikuchallenge https://t.co/hVOd8g0jW7 pic.twitter.com/2yJoFrq4sv

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 9, 2022

Sometimes you just gotta take the Fifth because your minions can’t shred, flush, or #burn evidence fast enough to cover up your lifetime of lie-n’ and crime-n’#PeTweet #vss365 pic.twitter.com/DbbZLKlgrU

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 10, 2022

People force #puzzle pieces to form the view they desire#PeTweet #PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/sVnXopVNzK

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 11, 2022

Her with the big perm
Same class, English Lit. First #Term
Kept my prose quite firm#PeTweet #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/c9X3J5R3lZ

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 11, 2022

No matter how low you set the #bar, someone will always come along to try to duck under it.#PeTweet #vss365 pic.twitter.com/lxYfZzZN2x

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 11, 2022

I have to #remind
myself not to forget the
things I've forgotten#PeTweet #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/aziK4maGAz

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 15, 2022

In the #twilight of a civilization that was allegedly built on the rule of law; where the law makers, enforcement administrators, and judges all feel they are above the law, then everybody does. #GoodLuck #PeTweet #vss365 pic.twitter.com/nyk2TKDmLS

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) August 15, 2022

Leading Questions

Everything is #fine
Until it isn't#vss365 pic.twitter.com/jm1gRGhywT

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) July 19, 2022

#Rise up
To plunge down
Sweet motion
Of the ocean#PeTweet #PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/q2unt9o99u

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) July 19, 2022

I got a #call from
Alien Phenomenon
I just hung up. Phew 😌 #PeTweet #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/OyfycBQkWx

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) July 19, 2022

Protect them's that #have
From those that have not. You've been
Served and protected #PeTweet #haiku #HaikuChallenge

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) July 20, 2022

Castle keep
Is easy peasy
When peasants
Fight amongst
Themselves#PeTweet #PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/toJoshwcEm

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) July 22, 2022

Time to get the #lead out and lead. Leaching lead has led to the fall and madness of previous empires and history is replete with repeated leading pattern factors to fracture indicators of fractious factions and has led to this run on sentence.#PeTweet #vss365 pic.twitter.com/LVcllFxEfQ

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) July 23, 2022

Walking in the rain
With no #risk of getting wet
Stay between the drops#PeTweet #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/1N7FdU18Yg

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) July 23, 2022