Gravity

#Electric #Jest is
the story telling monkey's
bad heuristics guide#PenYourTen #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/ID2X0pbRrz

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 11, 2022

If it wasn't for
Poor judgement then I would have
No judgement at all#haiku #HaikuChallenge

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 12, 2022

I #keel over
Dead drunk just once in the street.
Who will go my #bail?#HaikuChallenge #haiku #vss365https://t.co/LAIB9kQWlw

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 13, 2022

Words jumped off the page
Murdalized my eggs
Beat my bacon
Tortured my toast
Actually #atomise my coffee
Poked me in the eye
Then ran out the door
Shouting "Bon Appétit!"#FromOneLine 251 #vss365

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 14, 2022

Stiletto #Knife Star
Slashed #Nebula to #pieces
The Universe shrugged #PenYourTen #vss365 #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/mGhacCycAf

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 15, 2022

What's the opposite of comedy?
Why it's #gravity of course#PenYourTen

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 18, 2022

#loyal victims of#gravity weight for guru
on salt #pedestal#PenYourTen #vss365 #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/hopI5bRoW5

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 18, 2022

Promontory

The super hero stew
Wasn't seasoned right
It needed one more #caper#vss365 pic.twitter.com/YYQOotVAXF

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 5, 2022

Parade of
prostitutes in the
predawn hours
along the
promenade on #Promontory Pointe
as a
preview of the
prurient
promised
pleasures of
paradise awaiting
the fleet that was
pulling into
port#vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/Gk9DJcCztq

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 6, 2022

You silence whispers #Torpid volumes as you kneel
Before an #icon
#FromOneLine 248 #haiku #HaikuChallenge #vss365

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 7, 2022

Incompatible
His engine was in #idle
Hers was revving up#haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/J7xGqa0R4J

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 8, 2022

Reality: Haves trick the Have Nots to #guard their stuff.#PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/5uWnD2pjw4

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 9, 2022

The green ones went first
As prescribed by futile traditions
"But why?" Queried the Emerald Queen
As she groomed her lush green #pelt
"Surely you jest!" Barked the Violet King
"Don't call me Shirley!" She snapped back
She giggled, and he wondered why.#vss365 #FromOneLine 250

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 11, 2022

Fearful

The ever faithful
But #fearful fiend is no friend
When your back is turned#HaikuChallenge #haiku pic.twitter.com/DKRGw34xUH

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 31, 2022

No #filter under
Phil's #philtrum. Vile things #gather
To expectorate#haiku #vss365 #PenYourTen #HaikuChallenge #craiyon pic.twitter.com/nfrIcs6LmS

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 1, 2022

The sun rose without a thought
As it will set at the end of a day
Without so much as a by your leave
As fiery plasma gas bags ought #FromOneLine 246 pic.twitter.com/eb4grrVSns

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 2, 2022

A #gramaphone #guide:
"Impromptu Raising of Cain
For Personal #Gain "#haiku #HaikuChallenge #vss365 #PenYourTen #craiyon pic.twitter.com/OVZLIVDtze

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 3, 2022

Please everybody,
put a #halt to the noisy
nonsense and twaddle#haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/WrjY8H8Onn

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 4, 2022

I hadn't used this staircase before

The old clock on the wall struck twelve

By the time I got to the second floor

Twelve chimes banged out yet again

Another #flirtation with missing time lore

Eleven pieces were missing #FromOneLine 247 #craiyon #vss365 pic.twitter.com/xC9UHLXKbu

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) November 4, 2022

Stake

Mistake to #stake conceptions on misconceptions
Tolerate hypothesis
Require proof

#PenYourTen #craiyon pic.twitter.com/7m0g44OoiE

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 27, 2022

Alliteration
Chased from a hedge to the ledge
By a sledge on #edge #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/eDcSN3BmrA

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 27, 2022

I saw you dressed in tangerine
Itsy bitsy teenie weenie bikini
Overflowed to the #brim
Adjusting sails trim
Got two seagull's attention

One deftly plucks off
Bikini top
Freeing tan lined glory
Second eyes the bottom
That seagull really needs to stop
#FromOneLine 244 #vss365 pic.twitter.com/t0Efqh6ndw

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 28, 2022

Just out of my reach
The #elusive spondulix
My plans foiled again#HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/9CIongyqAR

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 28, 2022

#handle me with care
or I just might #faint is the
feint du jour for some#vss365 #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/7PktEb8iXf

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 29, 2022

When the aliens crashed
They crashed hard
But not before they
Drank
Smoked
Swallowed#Everything in my secret stash
How they found it I shall never know
Now they won't get off my couch
Now they won't leave
They want more
So typical#FromOneLine 244 #vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/1VlejvuNHi

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 31, 2022

Darn

Well shucky #darn folks
What you thought was a lesson
Will be our demise#haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/09jVzlNCxl

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 23, 2022

Just a puff of cloud
Once shared between us

Precursor to deep#Ennoble wafting sessions

Partaking in inhalations
Of young emboldened essence#FromOneLine #vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/MpC28HNwqc

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 24, 2022

Once upon a #daze
While feeling quite out of phase
Got lost in her maze. #HaikuChallenge #haiku pic.twitter.com/RlatSaLO7U

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 24, 2022

That time I thought I got #lucky ?

I did not.#PenYourTen

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 25, 2022

There is no exit
There is no #escape right now
Time to hunker down#HaikuChallenge #haiku pic.twitter.com/dxRufsF3MK

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 26, 2022

Do you remember when
You thought you remembered then
But memories are #molten
On altars fashioned from poison pen
Issued from a tricksters den
Funded by what they get you to spend

Step Right Up #vss365 #FromOneLine #craiyon pic.twitter.com/C4U6BANidC

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 26, 2022

Cast

You became my poetry
Fortuitously or ill-fated
Left glorious and #unscathed
You were only my first draft#FromOneLine [240] #vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/LBiHVMcvhc

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 19, 2022

wise man once told me
"Never eat at the same place
where you buy your #bait."#HaikuChallenge #haiku pic.twitter.com/Co5Uo6aEt6

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 19, 2022

Back of shirt read:
Don't #Follow Me
I'm Lost Too #PenYourTen #craiyon pic.twitter.com/8ev60nyNec

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 20, 2022

The beetle had a thousand eyes
Each saw what might have been
Then sang a hymn
A thousand cries
As eons had their fill

The sound haunts me still#FromOneLine 241#craiyon pic.twitter.com/KDUwr4chrI

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 21, 2022

Choices have been made
Paths have been taken
Rivers have been forded
Hills surmounted
Mountains climbed
Leaps leapt
Thresholds thrashed
Conventions contravened
The die has been #cast
Now live it

#vss365 pic.twitter.com/hcy7vlUvSv

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 21, 2022

Bug

#Seraphim getting#Lost in a #fog of feelings
Humanities grist#PenYourTen #vss365 #haiku #craiyon#HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/vdVKsRqlHV

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 13, 2022

Imagined I was#Awake only to be #found
Asleep in a jar#vss365 #haiku #HaikuChallenge #craiyon pic.twitter.com/9CDr8SDuz4

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 14, 2022

#FromOneLine 238

A shallow grave had been dug
For another claimed by The Bug
Praying Mantis clutching claw
Brings morsel to hideous maw
Soul stripped to skeletal rebar
She added a red bead to the jar#craiyon pic.twitter.com/MF2b3oCoHE

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 14, 2022

#Words that land #fallow
Often come from a callow
Self centered fellow#vss365 #haiku #HaikuChallenge

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 15, 2022

#Enormity is
Established after two steps
Off the #bluff of time

#HaikuChallenge #haiku #vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/9NnlFfYqvE

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 17, 2022

Rain lost it's sound
But retained all it's wet
Half in
Half out
The enormity implied
Perception perceived
Hit home
Like a brick
To my bleeding head
After falling off the bluff#FromOneLine 239 https://t.co/DSwIj0Btb5

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 17, 2022

Once preening on perch.
Now #fallen into prickles and thistles.#PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/EplK3eM6II

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 19, 2022

Flock

#Bottle up the pain?
Cuz no one likes a whiner.
Duck when the cork pops!#haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/kYlQHZd5me

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 4, 2022

Insanity wafts.
Starts with a #murmur, ends with
A howling legion#HaikuChallenge #haiku pic.twitter.com/IZtZM9Tm8N

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 9, 2022

Seems timbre
Of #amber
Waves of grain
Is in pain#PenYourTen

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 9, 2022

Which one of youse got their stardust in my pixiedust?
#PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/yIT7Cfvapi

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 11, 2022

A murder of crows
A scavenging of seagulls
More than just a #flock#haiku #HaikuChallenge #craiyon pic.twitter.com/JVMeXIiwLN

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 11, 2022

Humans may need to#Flock to the stars, but #stardust
Don't need #nobody #vss365 #HaikuChallenge #haiku #PenYourTen +3

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 11, 2022

Felt my confidence#Dwindle with the stink #eye each
Lady cast my way#haiku #HaikuChallenge #vss365 pic.twitter.com/4wRBn2pZM1

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 12, 2022

Rue The Day

How #dare you pig !"

[SLAP]

Oops I did it again 😁#PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/KlnsouBNPH

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 25, 2022

So you're there to #explore
Remember others already live there

#PenYourTen #craiyon pic.twitter.com/rKZbOav9rG

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 29, 2022

Cast adrift on the
Sea of Haiku with nary
A prompt to challenge #HaikuChallenge #haiku pic.twitter.com/wpATWvTR4M

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 30, 2022

Poised on the #cusp of
Bicuspid disaster I
Bite the jerky hard#haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/F4RU76Aa4Z

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) September 30, 2022

I #bathe once a month
Whether I need to or not
Had good fetching up#haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/AQUYSQ9krG

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 3, 2022

When you try to sanitize
The #ink record of history
You're fooling people into thinking
There really was such a thing
As the good old days

#vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/q7XGxoX3Ni

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 3, 2022

Cajun cooking teachers #rue the day they ruin the roux.#PenYourTen #craiyon pic.twitter.com/JTF4uY31In

— PeTweet (@PeTweet2) October 4, 2022