Stoplight

Be the sponge
Take the plunge
Suck it up
Buttercup#PenYourTen #craiyon pic.twitter.com/um9W8oRpVI

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 12, 2023

When #banshee vibes are vibing
Best be counting down the time
Harbingers doing their harbingering
Warning of heinous witchy crime
Wringing pieties out of pie holes
Moist hypocritical hyperbolic rot
Displaying festering empty souls
Denying the chaos they hath wrought#vss365 pic.twitter.com/De6ysNdgXi

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 13, 2023

You think you're upper
class with fertile mind, but it's
still fertilizer.#vss365 class#HaikuChallenge fertile pic.twitter.com/KfQshediDf

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 16, 2023

Long away and far ago
As I sat in math class
With visions of Ms.Fargo
Conjured lurid and crass
I knew little and little knew I
Moaning hormones were seething
As she waxed lyrical about Pi
While I was about sneaking
And peeking
Oh my#vss365 class pic.twitter.com/wNDEOtG7rj

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 16, 2023

Ripping itself from the dark currents of night, another day pulls itself out of it's dreams. Cresting the surface of existence. Coughing and gasping as it flings itself into the air . Fights for it's very first breath of light.#vss365 day pic.twitter.com/M8O6ZD6XVa

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 17, 2023

Hi tech Star pursuit.
The cause of many trees chopped
down in the forest #vss365 star#HaikuChallenge forest #craiyon pic.twitter.com/IF3R62YJfh

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 18, 2023

Lawmakers have lost
Respect for the law so I
Will stop for green lights#vss365 lost#HaikuChallenge green pic.twitter.com/Rtr4ZS8vr0

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 19, 2023

Clowns

I'm a sentient
bean and will persist being
one until I'm not#haiku #vss365 bean #RandomThoughts #craiyon pic.twitter.com/QS4Yr8Ytlv

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 6, 2023

Few things strike fear into a recurring characters heart than to find out they've ticked of the writer. After all your fate is cast adrift on the whims of their muse. Captive to their manipulative sinister nature. Plus, why did this director pat my butt like that?#vss365 fear pic.twitter.com/cuPGH5QKSK

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 7, 2023

It will take more than
a few clouds to rain on my
happy day parade #HaikuChallenge clouds #haiku #craiyon pic.twitter.com/kbIUTpAltz

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 7, 2023

We had been rehearsing for months. I had few lines to remember and I had them memorized by the first run through. But the moment the cameras were live on the air, the script flew right out of my mind and my mouth froze.#vss365 script #craiyon pic.twitter.com/qNOP46LAM6

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 5, 2023

Surreptitiously
Bear witness to the dawn but
Believe in galore#vss365 galore#haiku#PenYourTen believe#HaikuChallenge dawn

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 10, 2023

Unethical clown
In shirtsleeves do si dos round
Dose of destiny #vss365 dose #HaikuChallenge destiny #haiku #craiyon pic.twitter.com/8qtN4lPY8w

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 11, 2023

In the subterfuge
translation of history.
Like deer in headlights#vss365 history#HaikuChallenge deer#haiku#craiyon pic.twitter.com/vUADFfqAhA

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 12, 2023

Butterfly Kisses

Time to crack open another year
Guzzle it with gusto
Burp loud and proud
Then hope for a second round#vss365 crack pic.twitter.com/gsSSV8lYcJ

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 1, 2023

#vss365 hurl#HaikuChallenge adducent

Words in this #haiku
Adjacent to adducent
Make me want to hurl #craiyon pic.twitter.com/DSQj8dR8cQ

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 2, 2023

Do not coddle the
cuttlefish. Their appetence
cuddle is stifling#vss365n coddle #HaikuChallenge appetence#haiku #craiyon pic.twitter.com/qnu1Tq2OhO

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 3, 2023

Slipping through the cracks and liking it#RandomThoughts #craiyon pic.twitter.com/tX0x4E2S6V

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 4, 2023

#vss365 deadly#HailkuChallenge barren

The deadly Baron
Neglected the Baroness
Who was not barren pic.twitter.com/xoBR5V1eaG

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 4, 2023

Strictly blue collar
Fan of urban bucolic
Under the el tracks#HaikuChallenge bucolic #haiku#Chicago pic.twitter.com/vyB9wkyyAf

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 5, 2023

Body covered in
Butterfly kisses brought her
Out of her cocoon #Haiku #HaikuChallenge butterfly pic.twitter.com/ektEAUUJv7

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 6, 2023

Double Trouble

In the humid green jungle
Under brilliant blue skies
My cell life began a run
To a sprawl urban bungle
With television static sky
My higher self warning
Cell cues are informing
Things to or not to try
Still a double helix will do
What a double helix must#FromOneLine 290 #prompt pic.twitter.com/zFNcHeMEAT

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) July 19, 2023