Parrotfish

A very easy to reach shelf
To heap some disdain of self
Barely moving large target
So easy for all to hit
So stack your derision high#Sloth. My hobby of choice. "Sigh"#vss365 sloth #craiyon pic.twitter.com/TNQo5Fdakd

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) February 4, 2023

Fishy? Laudable?
How Kelpie horse around with
Kewpie in the surf?#HaikuChallenge kelpie #haiku#vss365 laudable #craiyon pic.twitter.com/h7FFypLzLP

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) February 5, 2023

One more X
across a circled day
on my calendar
I chordle
Survey an ocean
of X ed out
projected dates
on my calendar
Back to antiquity
into the future
I opine
the only doomsday
that matters
is one that won't
be X ed out#fastprompt doomsday pic.twitter.com/xIU7BJ1M5w

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) February 5, 2023

It's the time of year
When miracles hibernate
So you're on your own#HaikuChallenge miracle #haiku #vss365 hibernate #craiyon pic.twitter.com/4ZsFPBLfoH

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) February 6, 2023

Young lovers have a penchant to be enchanted by distraction#PenYourTen enchanted pic.twitter.com/ZZiiOMBR6B

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) February 7, 2023

Majestic in hues
Parrotfish Polly won't say
I want a cracker#HaikuChallenge majestic #haiku #vss365 parrotfish pic.twitter.com/Qm2GUWoDbU

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) February 7, 2023

Is hindsight really 20/20 or is it a digitally remastered hi-res version of past events rendered to make my actions more acceptable to the present me.#RandomThoughts#RandomFlow#craiyon pic.twitter.com/Xxys2XY5hG

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) February 7, 2023

Where Eagles Dare

Arturious Claudius, the King of all Cats summoned the Twelve Kitties of the Round Litter for a clowder at his castle and court in Ocelot.#vss365 ocelot pic.twitter.com/8nLaS6WV34

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) February 2, 2023

An empty signal
Produces a flurry of
Snow on TV screen
Now it's snew. "What's snew?" you ask
I don't know. What's snew with you?

#TankaThursday snow #craiyon pic.twitter.com/Iz8dGMkad2

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) February 2, 2023

Waterup or waterfall at upside-down lake of the void? #PenYourTen waterfall pic.twitter.com/hHevD8sFfJ

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) February 2, 2023

I have two phones so I can call myself when I want to talk to somebody#RandomThoughts #RandomFlow pic.twitter.com/Fd0xlSS4JK

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) February 2, 2023

You don't fool me Mr. Wolpertinger. Get off your high centaur and go sit over there with the rest of the Jackalopes.#vss365 wolpertinger

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) February 3, 2023

A convocation of eagles
A cackle of hyenas
A bouquet of pheasants
An exaltation of larks
A stench of skunks
An unkindness of ravens
A wisdom of wombats
A murder of crows
A splatter of tweets
Twitter Splatter
Let's get at er#RandomThoughts #RandomFlow #TwitterSplatter #craiyon pic.twitter.com/OHkxot4I4s

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) February 3, 2023

once limpid pools cloud
with stirred up muck of past debts
retribution reigns#HaikuChallenge limpid #haiku pic.twitter.com/bvQY53vN05

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) February 4, 2023

Clone

You clearly have confused me with a bag of replicated cells. I ain't no clone.

I am you doppelgänger! 🎵Bum Bum Bum🎵

Now it's back to the shadows again...#vss365 doppelgänger #craiyon pic.twitter.com/gBDL2QUvbQ

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 29, 2023

It's like a pain that's been there so long
You don't notice it until it's gone#RandomThoughts #RandomFlow #craiyon pic.twitter.com/8ap643Aq3W

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 30, 2023

hoping acquired
hard knock Kaizen continues
paying dividends#HaikuChallenge Kaizen #haiku pic.twitter.com/UOgvZHIoPS

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) February 1, 2023

aged countenance and
carriage, the girl with braces
became Junoesque #HaikuChallenge junoesque pic.twitter.com/CzIJ8TeEbK

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 29, 2023

The silliest zoophilist
Likes crocuta crocuta tryst
Creepy giggling zoophilia
Go cuddle a laughing hyena
Out there in the mist

#vss365 zoophilist pic.twitter.com/CDfAglyCyj

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) February 1, 2023

Translate

Shadow Fall

Looking for a way
To broaden my horizon.
One: Be vertical.#HaikuChallenge horizon #haiku

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 22, 2023

Help!

I've fallen into my shadow and I can't get out.#vss365 shadow pic.twitter.com/S8hKwEIgJ8

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 27, 2023

I had intention
It was sublime and intense
Now past tense and dense #HaikuChallenge intense #haiku #craiyon pic.twitter.com/B3wDKerLzU

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 27, 2023

I stared into the fungus and the fungus stared back #RandomFlow #RandomThoughts pic.twitter.com/2Le9ofdBPF

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 27, 2023

I'll see your disinformation and raise you misinformation #RandomThoughts #RandomFlow #craiyon pic.twitter.com/zDBVI9qfUo

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 28, 2023

With deference to difference I always try to defer distinctions until due diligence has delved into the overriding diversity of delineation.#vss365 difference #AlliterationNow ! pic.twitter.com/W1hYrXHhHx

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 28, 2023

All it took for Tish
To bring the juissance zing
Was a little French #HaikuChallenge (juissance) #haiku pic.twitter.com/TxuxViYwtm

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 28, 2023

Dove

#vss365 dove

I dove into the Lonesome Dove saga flapping through the pages as my imagination took flight. I rode those books so hard I was left bow legged and pigeon toed. Even so I could hardly wait to dive back in with every new installment of this glorified horsey opera. pic.twitter.com/dHqkBYqZeU

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 21, 2023

One thing is for sure
Something is always growing
For good or for bad#HaikuChallenge growing pic.twitter.com/Rz1enCEKo3

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 21, 2023

Knowing what I know until I know something different has been a very important piece of knowledge indeed. Especially in a world where people believe what they believe no matter what because they can. People believe the darndest things. Believe you me.#vss365 knowledge

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 22, 2023

I never dust my place. If I did I would never know when the fay sneak in and move things around on me. The dust voids never lie. #vss365 dust #craiyon pic.twitter.com/yiq7AYIB84

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 23, 2023

She said she wanted traditional
Believing it was simply positional
Then we went renegade
Both ends got good and frayed
Now she'll only accept the sensational#vss365 traditional

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 24, 2023

What I snagged was a
Traditional family
Home on a hillside#HaikuChallenge hillside #haiku #vss365 traditional

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 24, 2023

Living life like pennies in a tray on the cashier's counter at the twenty four hour Quickie Mart.

Take a moment
Leave a moment

Because who wants to handle all that change?#vss365 moment #craiyon pic.twitter.com/CKp1paFJtT

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) January 25, 2023