No Yoke

Eject on my 8 track
Cassette
Betamax
VHS
CD
DVD
mp3 players
Just lack expression

➡️⏯️⏭️⏏️
Are just plain wimpy
Only the reject
On my old turntable
Gave my judgement
A feeling of final
All over my vinyl

Guilty pleasure kerfuffle
I do love me some 🔀#vss365 reject #craiyon pic.twitter.com/mlbaf54mxt

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 26, 2023

She accepted my
not quite right ways as we would
depurate ourselves#vss365 #accepted #craiyon#HaikuChallenge #depurate #Haiku pic.twitter.com/qquUbasJmF

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 28, 2023

𝗗 direct
𝗢 obfuscation
𝗪 works
𝗡 nominally#AcrosticChallenge #DOWN pic.twitter.com/bNOP3OpBBH

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 28, 2023

Endangered species
Professional Dilettante
Your ♥️Likes♥️ will save me 😁#vss365 #save#HaikuChallenge #dilettante#Haiku #PenYourTen -1 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/KcjBAQZxgm

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 28, 2023

𝗠 most
𝗘 egregious
𝗥 repercussions
𝗚 guaranteed when karma and time
𝗘 eventually merge#AcrosticChallenge MERGE pic.twitter.com/LmqXdg6x3M

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 28, 2023

"Got em riled up good."
The Doyen told the Doyenne
"Time to slither out."#HaikuChallenge #Doyen / #Doyenne#Haiku pic.twitter.com/ySYUvQXZf3

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 29, 2023

𝗦 so forgive me
𝗧 this embarrassing
𝗔 allusion to my albatross
𝗬 yoke and #stay for the repartee#AcrosticChallenge STAY pic.twitter.com/a2DGBDhviC

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 29, 2023

Taste Sensation

Not so cerebral
My taste more towards cathartic
These things I cherish#HaikuChallenge #Haiku
3/24- Cerebral
3/25- Cathartic
3/26- Cherish#vss365 taste pic.twitter.com/fPjJ4BLQLB

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 24, 2023

Memories of youthful kisses
Rattle in my soul
Titillation
Exploration
Exaltation
Tribulation
Duration
Extrication
Exhalation
Lingering #taste sensation
Cigarettes
Boones Farm
Dope smoke
Reminiscence of young lust immolation#vss365 pic.twitter.com/GUJW8uYzyT

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 24, 2023

Circles of bardic
Makes my mornings cathartic
Dose of sardonic #HaikuChallenge cathartic #haiku pic.twitter.com/QlnfIPDy5e

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 25, 2023

I love the smell of
Generative Pretrained Transformer 3
in the morning.

But please be advised:

Charlie don't surf

That is all#vss365 smell #craiyon pic.twitter.com/CWKIXGoOlh

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 25, 2023

𝗕 boisterous and voluminous
𝗘 ejaculation from oral cavity
𝗟 lunges forth
𝗖 created by gastronomic
𝗛 havoc of dubious delicacies. Excuse me. #AcrosticChallenge belch pic.twitter.com/BWSsr0WMS1

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 25, 2023

Seize the day as one
Cherish the day when it's done
You know you have won#haikuchallenge cherish #haiku pic.twitter.com/mOZDmo01w0

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 26, 2023

𝗤 quarrelsome
𝗨 unicorns
𝗜 instigate
𝗧 trouble#AcrosticChallenge QUIT

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 26, 2023

Sought Ought Nought

All world troubles stuffed
In a consilience trunk
Biophilia #HaikuChallenge biophilia#Haiku pic.twitter.com/kpDyd1gwMb

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 22, 2023

Now I lay me down to think
I pray to AI my thoughts won't stink
And should I rise before I wake
I pray GPT my soul won't take#vss365 think #craiyon pic.twitter.com/PZ30yF9sfk

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 22, 2023

P pretty sure
I I have finally
L learned how to leave well enough alone
E everytime I find myself up against a heaping pile of reality#AcrosticChallenge Pile#WritingCommunity #Prompts pic.twitter.com/LgVitCjRXn

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 22, 2023

Took the time to write
About a constellation
Of beauties in sight
My mystery achievement
Our blissful hours spent tonight#TankaThursday mystery#tanka #vss365 write#HaikuChallenge Bliss/Blissful#haiku#DailyHaikuPrompt constellation #Poetryhttps://t.co/6S1mgBAxHV

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 23, 2023

A all
C cuddles flow from inexorable
T tantrums#AcrosticChallenge Act#WritingCommunity #Prompts pic.twitter.com/CaAUzUcLEu

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 23, 2023

Metropolitan Melancholia
Cabin in the woods
Becomes a skyscraper sandwich#PenYourTen cabin

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 23, 2023

#AcrosticChallenge Season

S screamed
E existential
A angst
S sought
O ought
N naught #WritingCommunity #Prompts #craiyon pic.twitter.com/8fysqG6dnq

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) March 24, 2023