Prologue

Taking a sit by the lake. Knowing I ain't the first. Hoping I ain't the last. Letting experience wash over me. Like the waves on the sand. Like the sand on the waves. One washing the other.#vss365 sit #craiyon pic.twitter.com/eRhyLZErrv

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 28, 2022

The #zone you have breached
Is for the #young only now
Exit the future#HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/UPqNWeE8FO

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 28, 2022

#Bonny #Bonnie #Zest
Gave the recipe the zing
While I did my thing#vss365 #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/0FWBnbiwic

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 29, 2022

#Bonnie lass flowing
Amorous #zest rocked #steady
Hearkening pipes call

#PenYourTen #vss365 #haiku #HaikuChallenge #craiyon pic.twitter.com/0bY25rlECT

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 29, 2022

If past is prologue
Then whoever I wake with
From New Years Eve fog
Upon blissful calendar plinth
Will be a bit of strange
Normally out of my range
Different from last year
A bundle bit of good cheer#vss365 whoever #craiyon pic.twitter.com/l4R986Clnh

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 30, 2022

Whoever you reel
Given with zest zing and zeal
For full pleasure squeal#vss365 whoever#HaikuChallenge zeal zest#haiku pic.twitter.com/YNVaduMPdC

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 30, 2022

They danced with such abandon
Couple crossed the cosmic threshold

Totentanz was the name of that tune
Give and take for bodies to enfold

I hope the next four four time foray
Will arouse a joy in motion boone

January would tell a different story#FromOneLine 269 #vss365 hope pic.twitter.com/rvzYssgM6O

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 31, 2022

Thought Rays

Following my nose
With a whiff and a sniff while
Poking as it goes#HaikuChallenge whiff pic.twitter.com/7Nr9Xv13CQ

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 20, 2022

Is it tomorrow yet?
I asked today
Talk to yesterday
That's their department
Was the week reply#FromOneLine 267 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/NYSyzUNUNZ

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 21, 2022

My eyes were opened
Filled with #wonder when you #walked
Upon my life's stage#vss365 #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/R01w7CaYRY

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 21, 2022

Hey. I said I liked it. I didn't say it was any good.#RandomThoughts

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 22, 2022

#Xerox #persuasion
Circulated to persuade.
Old school twaddle net

#HaikuChallenge #haiku #vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/m2j4L5PEaO

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 22, 2022

She liked her coffee sweet
She took her bourbon neat
Felt fat and sassy in a dream
Invested fully in the scheme

Finances then turned grave
Lucky to be living in a cave
Hustled friends no longer nice
The world was made of ice#FromOneLine 268 #vss365 cave

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 23, 2022

Profound formula
X-rays times Y-rays equal
Ludicrous thought rays#HaikuChallenge x-ray #craiyon pic.twitter.com/hd59pFznyo

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 23, 2022

Lightening

They navigated by touch
All the soft places
Never thought of much
Found the right spaces
Then with a bang
Drove deep from above
Hard praises they sang
Tight fit like a glove
All in for the shake
This was no mistake #FromOneLine 265 #vss365 bang

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 16, 2022

A simple virtue
Kindness; the well from which all
Other virtues flow#HaikuChallenge virtue #haiku #craiyon pic.twitter.com/A4fJjMZu4m

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 16, 2022

Ground level tree clutch
Keep from falling off the earth
Liquor vertigo#vss365 tree #haiku #HaikuChallenge vertigo pic.twitter.com/GqyVhP3Iz8

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 17, 2022

Enraptured in you
Embracing as the quakes still
Essences mingle #vss365 still #haiku

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 18, 2022

Still just a vessel
The shape of the universe
Expressing itself #HaikuChallenge vessel #haiku #vss365 still #craiyon pic.twitter.com/ymrMRbunQT

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 18, 2022

Storms roamed the sky now
Perpetual wax off. Wane.
Wax on. Uncertain.#FromOneLine 266#vss365 uncertain#HaikuChallenge wax#craiyon pic.twitter.com/r2DUmwM8gk

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 19, 2022

Lightening always smirked at #thunderbolt for only being a symbolic representation of lightening's superior existence. Thunderbolt loved the irony that both of them were just mere words.#vss365 pic.twitter.com/eA9oEiiEjE

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 20, 2022

Opining

Words left unspoken
Remain forever #unheard
Now that's not absurd#haiku #HaikuChallenge

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 13, 2022

Same beliefs about different things gives you what you're getting#PenYourTen

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 13, 2022

You know what you know until you know something different
You know what you know no matter what you learn
You believe you know something even if you know nothing

People believe the darndest things
But it can not be #denied
Everybody doesn't know what they don't know#vss365

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 13, 2022

We met in a dream. The pleasure was all mine. But where are my #manners? Now that we are both awake, it's back to our regularly scheduled nightmare.#vss365 #FromOneLine 264 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/TGjZgqwMat

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 14, 2022

Nothing more unique
Then thinking the time has come
To stop opining#haiku #HaikuChallenge #craiyon pic.twitter.com/UXs1A1C0Of

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 14, 2022

where rubber neuro
meets #utter linguistic road
keep you wallet #closed#HaikuChallenge #haiku #vss365 pic.twitter.com/FFc99Scbim

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 15, 2022

A minefield in a #maze of noisy nonsense and twaddle#PenYourTen

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 15, 2022

Trash

If anyone had been watching

They'd behold my #gig #stir new life within

But I found it in my pocket#FromOneLine 262 #HaikuChallenge sort of #vss365 pic.twitter.com/aPCzNDgTEx

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 9, 2022

#Flood. Survivors dry off. Make a mess of things. Repeat.#PenYourTen #craiyon pic.twitter.com/kcNoYnOg93

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 9, 2022

Considering I am a conglomeration of tubes prone to occasional clogging, I rolled a hundred dollar bill into one and snorted a long line of #credit up my nose.#vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/Uo4D1rHJcU

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 10, 2022

Where is that twinkle
Sparkle sparkle little Tink
Give it a tickle#HaikuChallenge #haiku pic.twitter.com/QPWAA8glPu

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 10, 2022

Another haiku
trashed by misreading the prompt.
Off to #thrash myself#haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/Fos5nVd77C

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 11, 2022

Words crashing to a halt
Splat on libido's windshield
Ideations of #lust gestalt
While the rest of the spiel
Trickled out the other ear#FromOneLine 263 #vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/s5kXDBGUur

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 12, 2022

Played spin the bottle
Wanted Sue. I got Vicky.
I said no #tongue. D'oh!#haiku #HaikuChallenge

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 12, 2022

Buy In

As seen on TV
Proper holiday #spirit
Needs #robust buy in#HaikuChallenge #haiku #vss365 pic.twitter.com/Sm61tZDjQM

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 4, 2022

Considering the last time
Tanya went outside
On a blustery day
Wearing nothing under her #coat
A gust.
An unfortunate billow.
A galant British gent quipped
"A bit airy out today Miss."
Tanya snapped
"What did you expect, feathers."#FromOneLine 260 #vss365 pic.twitter.com/YZk8TeKLKQ

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 5, 2022

Hoping the coffee
Will #rouse me. Reality
Is kicking in soon.#HaikuChallenge #haiku pic.twitter.com/4ArJS9I1q0

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 5, 2022

The #magic #rush of
Manipulative kindness
Will #keep you silent#HaikuChallenge #haiku #PenYourTen #vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/6MjqX6mpXB

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 6, 2022

Sunlight through my window
Exposing three fay specks
Cast into brief existence
While sweeping up my floor
What remained of my humanity
Sent floating through air
Faith Hope and #Charity
Then departed out the door#FromOneLine 261 #vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/sqNWaigBi3

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 7, 2022

Gave my head a #shake.
Gave my beard a fluff. Enough!
Who'll clean up this stuff.#haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/a7YyoT8YS2

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 7, 2022

Off to the eye doctor today. I will strive to not behave like a #maniac by reading the eye chart from the bottom up while prattling on about the big InsuroPharmoMedico Industrial Complex and their artificially propped up pricing structures.

I hope #vss365 pic.twitter.com/NdOyMKEV8J

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 8, 2022

Maw

I opened my eyes
There were two shoes on the step
Put on my shoes
Went to work
There were no shoes on the step
After the accident
For many mornings
I opened my eyes
Put on my shoe
Took my crutches
Went to work
There was one shoe on the step #FromOneLine 256

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) November 25, 2022

Gather ye #lupine
buds while ye may. Mind #open
doors let the wolves in.#vss365 #haiku #HaikuChallenge #craiyon pic.twitter.com/EkMyg6eMkY

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) November 25, 2022

Down Black Friday's #Maw
Profit for the few. Debt for
most in the #offing#vss365 #haiku #HaikuChallenge #craiyon pic.twitter.com/tqhXW2zhOW

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) November 26, 2022

A #frog on a log#Obsess on a midair fly
Ribbit Ribbit (slurp)#vss365 #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/mejTwc1alv

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) November 27, 2022

Leggo my #ego. Sure.
But I'll never #release my Eggo#vss360 #PenYourTen pic.twitter.com/uztWcUB7ue

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 1, 2022

She was very quaint
But certainly not a Saint
Still I made her faint#haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/MDkDnYwApr

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 1, 2022

The marks appeared before them
Then the francs
The dollars
The yen
Concurrence of currencies remind me
The Euro
Pound sterling
Renminbi
Valuation manipulation machination
Exchanging a Moldovan leu
One fish two fish red fish
I never saw a fish so blue #FromOneLine 259 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/n1f2umaNFK

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 2, 2022

Thanksgiving Splatt

My finger hovered over 'skip intro'
As I awaited his impending order
"No need to stand on formalities!"
He proclaimed while preening
Atop his #pedestal of bones
"I'm hungry NOW!"
"Bring me more people," he cried. #FromOneLine 253 #vss365 #craiyon

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) November 18, 2022

A #grain of truth sends
Simple #marsh dwellers into
Conspiracy's swamp#haiku #HaikuChallenge #vss365 pic.twitter.com/Lygud9bEIZ

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) November 20, 2022

Everything spoke to me
All at once from everywhere
It sounded like a buzzing bee
I was unable to #grasp or share
Like drowning on an open sea
Still I had not a single care
Wasn't looking for infinity free
Something had to pay the fare#FromOneLine 254#vss365

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) November 21, 2022

Taking a #mistress
Seemed like a good idea.#Grasp the final straw#haiku #HaikuChallenge #vss365 pic.twitter.com/sY0bdM6JP1

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) November 21, 2022

One #less coffin #nail
Unnoticed when absconded
By #weird circumstance#PenYourTen #vss365 #haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/N03BQlukNS

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) November 22, 2022

I have to ask why#pidgeon and predator don't
watch the same #network#FromOneLine 255 #vss365 #haiku #HaikuChallenge#craiyon pic.twitter.com/CW2FpGavgo

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) November 23, 2022

#Crawl under table.
Turkey #nimbus floats above.#Listen. Gobble. Gulp.#vss365 #PenYourTen #HaikuChallenge #ThanksgivingHaiku #Thanksgiving   #Thanksgiving2022   #haiku

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) November 24, 2022