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Proper holiday #spirit
Needs #robust buy in#HaikuChallenge #haiku #vss365 pic.twitter.com/Sm61tZDjQM

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 4, 2022

Considering the last time
Tanya went outside
On a blustery day
Wearing nothing under her #coat
A gust.
An unfortunate billow.
A galant British gent quipped
"A bit airy out today Miss."
Tanya snapped
"What did you expect, feathers."#FromOneLine 260 #vss365 pic.twitter.com/YZk8TeKLKQ

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 5, 2022

Hoping the coffee
Will #rouse me. Reality
Is kicking in soon.#HaikuChallenge #haiku pic.twitter.com/4ArJS9I1q0

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 5, 2022

The #magic #rush of
Manipulative kindness
Will #keep you silent#HaikuChallenge #haiku #PenYourTen #vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/6MjqX6mpXB

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 6, 2022

Sunlight through my window
Exposing three fay specks
Cast into brief existence
While sweeping up my floor
What remained of my humanity
Sent floating through air
Faith Hope and #Charity
Then departed out the door#FromOneLine 261 #vss365 #craiyon pic.twitter.com/sqNWaigBi3

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 7, 2022

Gave my head a #shake.
Gave my beard a fluff. Enough!
Who'll clean up this stuff.#haiku #HaikuChallenge pic.twitter.com/a7YyoT8YS2

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 7, 2022

Off to the eye doctor today. I will strive to not behave like a #maniac by reading the eye chart from the bottom up while prattling on about the big InsuroPharmoMedico Industrial Complex and their artificially propped up pricing structures.

I hope #vss365 pic.twitter.com/NdOyMKEV8J

— UncouthTweeterPeter (@PeTweet2) December 8, 2022